When your cat stares at you, is it admiring you or plotting your demise? I have two cats and still can't tell. How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You may finally provide some answers. The Oatmeal, the hugely funny website created by Matthew Inman, who also brought us 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth, now delves into the minds of our most inscrutable pets. Included in the book is the now famous guide on How to Pet a Kitty, which The Indigo Non-Fiction Blog presents here for your use. Please study it carefully and follow all instructions to avoid personal injury.
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